THE SQUIRREL
His name is Ulysses.
He loves poetry, giant donuts, grape-jelly sandwiches, eggs sunny-side up, gigantic squids, quarks, sprinkles, Flora’s round head.
Basically, he loves the world.
His name is derived from the Ulysses 2000X, a multi-terrain, super-suction vacuum cleaner which almost vacuums the squirrel to death.
He is rescued from the vacuum cleaner by the surprisingly helpful cynic, Flora Belle Buckman.
And here our story—the story of a girl like me and a squirrel like me—begins.

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